Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Driving in Memphis

It took every bit of control I had not to grab the pizza box blowing through the red light intersection I was stopped at and write "THE SPEED LIMIT IS 50!" and poke it in the drivers side window of all the nimrods in front of me who were going 35mph.

No amount of medication can keep me from wanting to run over some Memphis drivers. Germantown Pkwy is my own personal hell.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

what a baby. jim almost had a run in yesterday three times on the freeway going in...you know...OHMYGAWDTHERE IS WHITESTUFF FALLINALLOVER!!!!!

pizza? i smelled no pizza wafting over our way.

Anonymous said...

I see that someone has still yet to assimilate into the "small city" feel of Memphis.

It's memphis, where are you going in such a big hurry? :)

-alan

Unknown said...

I have the opposite here. I drove the length of the tollway between Lewisville and Richardson which is approximately 14 miles. I put my cruise control on 60 which was the speed limit and in that distance I had 67 cars pass me. Some would actually ride my behind to see if I would go faster, which all it did was make slow down. (I know, I'm a little stinker!) And the majority of them weren't 5 miles over or something like that, they were haulin' you-know-what!

pizza, pizza

kkoois said...

I KNOW!! the gas is on the right, people!!

Sears on the Plains said...

Do you miss Scheme Pizza? You know, if you came back ot Oz you could have it more often....
N.

Anonymous said...

N.
STOP enticing her! She has to STAY IN MEMPHIS. (unless i get to leave and then it's ok for her to go.)
the word verification is screwed up-it thinks it is talk like a pirate day it was tallmatie

Anonymous said...

The more the merrier!
N.

Holding my Breath said...

Mmmmm, Scheme Pizza and the best Long Island Iced Tea EVER. mmmmmmm. Hungry.....