Wednesday, August 25, 2010

More Home Improvement

The internets say that the average lifespan of wallpaper paste is ten years.

My question is who is the contractor that sold his freaking soul to the devil to get the wallpaper paste on my bathroom wall??? This crap is like rhino snot! Seriously, I can tell that it's been on the wall for at least 20 years and it's still stuck on there like a nun's panties.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

like a nun's panties? SNORT!!! Hey guess what i did before (BEFORE) five this morning? Well actually before four but that would be nuts if anyone knew. I went outside and saw that the full moon was VERY bright so i weeded the strip along the pool, trimmed the bushes, watered the oak tree, swept the patio, clipped the wysteria and i would have cleaned the pool but that would have been crazy. Today is the first day it was cooler outside than inside.
i miss you. let's have cold coffee together this morning! bye

Anonymous said...

Considering my past aliases, I can testify to the stickedness of a nun's panties!! That's "stickedness", not stickiness!! lol cg